Readers’ Funniest Mega Millions Comments

Readers’ Funniest Mega Millions Comments: The $ 640 million Mega Millions jackpot produced three winning tickets on Friday night. After the drawing, as the nation began to settle from the lottery frenzy, thousands of Yahoo! readers comments are not beating the odds in order to strike it rich.
Some of the comments were hilarious, others see honesty. And, as always, a few were a little too disturbing for general use.
Here are the top 10 editors’ picks:Mega Millions Comments
10) Maggy (Providence, Rhode Island): “I think 1,2,3,4,5 with a Mega Ball of 6 was a bad choice?”
9) Stugots: “Well I was going to split all the Yahoo posters comments maybe next week.”
8) Brian (Mt. Prospect, Illinois): “I think I told my boss to move to something earlier than I should have …”
7) Gracie: “I have ten dollars, you can not phone calls.”
6) Queenie: “Is there a Lotto money still to ED Joo KAY shun?”
5) Norman “. Well honey, there is bad news and good news the bad news is that we have not won anything in the Mega Lottery good news is that we will not hear from your family”
4) Astroboy: “I’m glad it’s over, now I can back to fantasizing about women again instead of money.”
3) Vik (Miami, Florida): “Only time I have a lottery was in 1972 when I was called up for military service at # 85 so I won or I have to lose.”
2) John Joe: “Now [the winners] can afford to buy gas.”
1) Justin Kase: “At least not win saves a lot of deleting Facebook friends this morning.”

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